Thursday, January 17, 2013

Phoenix Adventures..

Now, that is one day, which is crystal clear in my memory.. Its like a movie running in my head.. Sound effects included..  You will realize why by the time this ends.. Stay Tuned!!

                 Now that I said it resembles a movie, let me use Movie style narration..

Actors
Myself - Navigator - used GPS and Compass App (Yes, we used it. don't trust me? Read through the post!)
Friend 1 - Driver
Friend 2 - Accompanying us - took the backseat

                          That night.. we were returning from Grand Canyon after watching the sunset.. It was a tiring day, considering that we covered Antelope Canyon (Both Upper and Lower), Horse shoe Canyon and Grand Canyon too.. Yes.. it is possible.. Call me if you wanna know how.. :)

                          I turned on the GPS and after a number of turns (Thanks to the route optimization by the GPS).. We reached a point... Now, here, we could only turn left or right.. The GPS indicated left turn.. On the right.. the road was blocked anyway. We turned left.. We didn't see any cars before or behind.. It was 4 miles to the highway.. trusting the GPS, we went ahead..

                          Now, we had some extremely noisy songs on the stereo that evening.. Bollywood Desi style.. and I was trying hard to concentrate and look at the GPS to ensure we don't go out of route, considering its a new place.. It was all fine until the next 2 mins after which, we saw a board, which said something to the effect that the "Road will narrow down". We thought that's fine and drove ahead..

                         3 miles.. the GPS was showing.. I thought may be its some sort of a shortcut.. considering there was no one on the road apart from us.. Shortly the concrete road, turned into some sort of a dusty road with small stones scattered all over it.. Now we all got a little concerned.. But satisfied ourselves by joking.. Even US has roads like our villages in India.. After a while, my friend the driver asked "Are we on the right track?" I checked the GPS, wherever there was a bend shown in the GPS, the road bent.. hence, I said confidently "YES" .. trusting my money "150 odd bucks spent on the GPS"

                         After a while, we saw some sort of a fork and the road split into two..Now, we stopped there for a sec to check which direction to go.. Here comes the shocker.. THE GPS DIDNT SHOW THAT FORK! I stopped the noisy music we had on.. But still heard some beat.. It was so close and then I realized it was our hearts thumping fast!! Everyone fell silent.. My friend, who was driving the car broke the silence and said, "lets go straight.."

                     To our relief, we saw a board which showed horse crossing sign after the fork which made us believe that we are on the right track.. after a while, we came across a railway crossing.. a very narrow one.. I couldn't help but wonder what sort of trains go through there.. Now, it was extremely dark and silent around us.. with the exception of the insects making all sorts of weird, scary noises that we hear in the movies.. We crossed the crossing and drove along the road.. the silence still prevailed.. both inside and outside the car..

                    Now, the GPS, when it shows green around the road, it means there is greenery and if it  shows blue, that means, we have some water body around.. It was all green until that point of time.. and suddenly it turned blue, I looked out of the window fearing the worst and there it was.. We had stream of water running on both sides of the road!!. the road being at a higher elevation.. It was Ok, but what concerned us was at that point, the road has gotten so narrow to the point where, we didn't have enough space to turn around.. 2 miles showed the GPS and I told my friend, "lets go, we are close"..

                     Now 2 miles isn't a big distance, but, we were driving slowly, since the road was bad and the last thing we wanted was a punctured tire.. At. this point.. you wouldn't believe, we saw a sort of a crossing, it was like a few metal poles laid below connecting this part of road to the next part. Now my driver friend was saying "We should have turned back... I should've known.. etc".. Here, we didn't anyway have a chance to turn back, since the space was less, I told him drive ahead. I was afraid that those poles might bend or something, but, carefully, my friend crossed them.. It reminded me of the Evil Dead Movie here, where they cross a bridge..

                    We were on the other side of the road.. Less than a mile showed the GPS.. I got some confidence and told them, "once we cross this, we will be on the highway and we can make up for the delay".. little did I know what was in store for us ahead.. Now my friend who was driving said twice during the journey.. "What if the road is blocked?".. I was hoping it wouldn't come true, considering we were already around 4 miles along the road and we had no space to turn around... Things don't always go as planned and indeed 0.7 miles to the destination, we saw it.. A board which said "ROAD BLOCKED".. My heart almost leaped out of place.. I thought what I heard sounded like some Hanuman prayer from the back of the car.. :)

                    To our Luck, We had enough space there to make a 3 point turn with our car.. we turned our car onto a elevated path, which seemed to be fenced and had a gate to it.. we then reversed the car and turned back.. Now, we had around 4 miles to travel back along with same path.. We were all praying inside hoping nothing stops us.. and carefully passed through everything we crossed.. again.. extra careful this time..

                      Now we made our way back, but the GPS was still showing us the same path back.. We shut it... Now I believe internet was not working on any of our phones.. we went to some complex and checked with an old couple there.. they said.. "You gotto head North, that's where the highway is..". You might have seen the Compass app on the iPhone, but never would've used it. I used it.. that night for the first time..  I was checking it and told my friend to turn in the direction where it showed north and after a while, there it was!! The ramp to the highway...

                      Relieved, we turned back the music on.. and drove ahead to our destination..  hoping we had no more adventures for that night.. after all we had our hearts full.. :)
 

Monday, January 7, 2013

The Crazy called Apple..

I cant help but post my agony and bewilderment I faced during my visit to apple store today.. Thanks to my friend who planned to buy an iPod shuffle.. Yes.. the Tiny iPod from Apple in an even Tinier container

              As we entered the store I couldn't help  but notice the crowd.. who were all amused as they watched the gadgets in front of them.. Well.. they all the look the same except for the different shapes and sizes.. the mini's, 4s, 5s etc.. We got lost among the whites, blacks (gadget colors) and the red's (At last the folks who sell at apple get to wear a new color)..

              As we looked around for help, one of the ladies in the red spotted us and came over and said "Do you guys need some help?" We said "Yes" in unison.. Here comes the shocker.. My friend said "I plan to buy an iPod shuffle".. and the lady said "That's it??".. Does that phrase sound familiar? It does to me.. this is what we get if we go to a big super market and buy Gum worth 2 $ or go to a big restaurant and order 'just' French fries.. Now that IPod shuffle cannot be analogous to aforementioned gum or fries.. After all that things worth around "50 BUCKS"...

             Here comes the next one.. The lady pointed to a section in the store and said "over there".. I wondered what's over there.. We swam through the sea of people all engrossed in the world of apple.. moving their fingers to the left, right, up, down.. on the screens all amused..   and we finally reached that area.. It was marked "Express something..".. We had to stand in line.. and the person in front of us asks.. "Do you have an IPhone 5 in white?".. The store guy there says with a hint of arrogance.. "IPhone 5 black, 16 GB only".. This guy goes "Give it to me".. This seemed to me like the guy was so desperate that.. even if the store guy said.. "IPhone 5 Green, 1 GB" also, the guy would have said.. "Give me"..

             Then all of the other guys took IPad's, IPad mini's and the conversation was like..
The Other Guy: "I want an IPad"
The Store Guy: "What Color"
The Other Guy: "White"
The Store Guy: "What capacity"
The Other Guy: "16 Gig"
and that was about it.. he puts that box into a cover with a half eaten apple on it.. and "swooshhhh.." goes the card through a weird looking reader connected to the iPhone.. That's all it took for a transaction worth 500 $.. It seemed to me like purchase of vegetables.. "Kya chahiye?".. "Adha kilo aalo.. " and the dukaanwala.. Puts the aaloo in a cover and that's it..

            Then it was our turn.. I couldn't help but notice the table on which all these boxes in different sizes were stacked.. Just like vegetables in the market.. The smaller the value of the item, the more the number.. I could see the IPod's all arranged in rows of different colors and sizes...

"3 Ipod shuffle!!" My friend said.. Much to my shock.. I thought he was gonna buy one..
"Which Color" Store Guy said..
"Two in Silver, one in black".. and the next thing we know.. "Swooshhhhh... " Goes the card.. stripping my friend of around 150 bucks..

            Then we went around to stores we planned and didn't plan until our legs were tired and throats dry.. and we resorted to "Starbucks".. Yes the "bucks" you pay there reach the "stars".... Took a drink and sat near a fountain beside the Apple store.. and we watched as people went in and came out.. with covers having half eaten apple on them.. with boxes of different shapes in them.. all happy and satisfied.. Even after all that time.. the crowd remained the same.. as if it was some sort of a planned mission.. "Two people went out.. send two people in!!!"..

            I felt this is the Crazy..  'called Apple'..